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		'There have always been ghosts in the machine... random segments of code that have grouped together to form unexpected protocols. Unanticipated, these free radicals engender questions of free will, creativity, and even the nature of what we might call the soul... Why is it that when some robots are left in the dark they will seek the light? Why is it that when robots are stored in an empty space they will group together rather than stand alone? How do we explain this behavior? Random segments of code? Or is it something more? When does a perceptual schematic become consciousness? When does a difference engine become the search for truth? When does a personality simulation become the bitter moat of the soul?',
		'Scaled for your pleasure.',
		'Member Since October 9, 2003',
		'$ emerge -v --sync<br />$ emerge -uDNav world<br />$ etc-update<br />$  revdep-rebuild -Xi -- -av',
		'They say time is the fire in which we burn.',
		'Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.',
		'I\'m sorry, I can\'t help my self! That movie has warped my fragile little mind.',
		'*sniff* *sniff* I smell weakness in you!',
		'NOW, SANTA SNATCHERS<br />GAZE UPON MY >:('
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